We all know the stories: Dragons have hoards of gold, all sharks eat humans, and, and, and…

Whilst this all true, we also know that humans are really sloppy with their language - Hung like a horse, being a smart cookie, … Would YOU let a cookie do your tax?

Accordingly, to reduce unreasonable fear and to facilitate amiable relationships between us as the new cafes staff and you as the cafes valued customer and potential future ressource, let us introduce the staff at Shork to you and allow you to find out for yourself.

Waitress and Branch Office Manager:
“I love humans! Ideally with BBQ sauce.”

Waitress, Doll- and Breeding advisor, tattoo and scaring specialist:
“Humans are a valuable resource for all endangered species. I enjoy helping them accept that.”

Waitress, Yoga and Dating advisor and branding specialist:
“Dragons since long were known to have the most beautiful human princesses over for dinner. But the many stories dragonesses had with human knights are barely ever told. I hope to correct that trend with my work here at Shork.”

Waitress, Marriage counsellor, piercing and scaring specialist:
“Lions live in extended family groups since the dawn of time. Humans lived like that for most of their history, too. Here at Shork I see my chance to fix the human condition of widespread dissatisfaction and unhappiness by guiding humans back to those social norms that ensure mental health and happiness. ”

Hand-Desinfection utility and milk source:
“Being helpful is good! Being happy is good! By being helpful I am happy, and I make others happy by making sure they can have their icecream and milkshake!”

Softice processor, Coffee-flavouring filter and resident family pet:
“…rrrrrRRRuff!”

Coffee & Cocoa processor and sperm bank with interest option:
*squealing noises whilst the hot cocoa gets enriched with fresh milk*