(To the tune of “Video Killed The Radio Star” by The Buggles)

I heard you on the radio, a shark's embrace,
The Shorkgirl's charm, in every watery space,
You swam into the scene, with fins so bright,
Shark allure, took over the night.

Shorkgirl, Shorkgirl kissed the Radiostar,
In ocean depths, where the mysteries are,
Shorkgirl, Shorkgirl kissed the Radiostar,
She's the queen beneath, where the seascapes are.

Those deep-sea eyes, filled with mystery,
Fanning tales of sharks, in the deep blue sea,
Sharkbites of love, echoed from afar,
Shorkgirl kissed the Radiostar.

Shorkgirl, Shorkgirl kissed the Radiostar,
In coral reefs, where the wonders are,
Shorkgirl, Shorkgirl kissed the Radiostar,
She's the ruler below, where the shipwrecks are.

Oh, oh-oh,
And we can't wait to dive,
With Shorkgirl by our side,
Oh, oh-oh,
Beneath the waves so wide,
With Shorkgirl as our guide.

Shorkgirl, Shorkgirl kissed the Radiostar,
In kelp forests, where the shadows are,
Shorkgirl, Shorkgirl kissed the Radiostar,
She's the sovereign beneath, where the mermaids are.

(Repeat chorus)
Shorkgirl, Shorkgirl kissed the Radiostar,
In ocean realms, where the wonders are,
Shorkgirl, Shorkgirl kissed the Radiostar,
She's the monarch below, where the legends are.

Oh, oh-oh,
In the ocean's melody,
With Shorkgirl, wild and free,
Oh, oh-oh,
Beneath the endless sea,
With Shorkgirl's company.