How to start a Cafe?

The small ice cream cafe was not busy at all. Mr. Shimakasa, the elderly Japanese owner, sat at a table by the window, sipping on a cup of tea. He looked up as the door jingled and in walked three young women, each with a unique and eye-catching appearance.

“Good morning, Mr. Shimakasa!” Miss White greeted him, her deep voice drawing the old man's attention. She was the tallest of the three, with a platinum blonde wig in a bun and gray-blue eyes behind her glasses.

“Good morning, young ladies. What brings you here today?” Mr. Shimakasa asked, a hint of curiosity in his voice.

“We have a proposition for you,” Vixy chimed in, her small frame and long black wavy hair making her look younger than she was. She smiled, revealing her triangular teeth, and Mr. Shimakasa couldn't help but feel a little uneasy.

“We noticed that your ice cream cafe isn't as busy as it could be,” Ka'ahupahau added, her shoulder-length black hair and blue-black striped pattern on her back making her stand out. She was slightly hyperactive and already mime-acting the interaction with customers in a comical fashion.

Miss White took over, “We believe that we could help bring in more customers with a unique concept. Themed cafes are all the rage these days, and we would like to suggest turning your cafe into a 'Shark' cafe.”

Mr. Shimakasa raised an eyebrow, “A Shark cafe? How exactly would that work?”

“We'll dress up in shark costumes and serve the ice cream,” Vixy explained, “And we'll add a few extra activities, such as a 'Run for your life' fitness program and a 'Bitemark' studio instead of a tattoo studio.”

Ka'ahupahau interjected, “And I've already created shark-flavored ice cream for you to try.” She handed him a small cup of the unique flavor.

Mr. Shimakasa took a small taste, his expression shifting from skeptical to impressed. “This actually isn't bad. It could use some improvement, but it's not bad at all.”

Vixy and Ka'ahupahau started to flirt with Mr. Shimakasa, while Miss White continued to explain their vision. “We believe that this idea will bring in a lot of new customers and bring some excitement to your cafe. We're confident that we can make it a success.”

After some consideration, Mr. Shimakasa finally nodded, “Alright, you have a deal. Let's give it a try and see how it goes.”

The three shark girls thanked Mr. Shimakasa and quickly got to work, turning the small cafe into a thriving Shark cafe filled with excitement and unique flavors.


Before that happened

Aries: Let us assume something outside the real world: Imagine that the nuclear catastrophe in Fukushima resulted in some sharks in those waters mutating and turning into anthropomorphic sharks, equipped with legs and arms and a limited lung capacity allowing them to move on land.

Can you understand references to pictures and visual cues?

For example, there is a movie named “Suicide Squad”. In it, a buff, bulky, simple minded but ultimately kind male anthropomorphic shark appears. But his appearance is that of a hulking brute, and in that movie he discovers that having others as friends is more valuable than eating them. Which is part of the story arc to turn him from a frightening Monster to a mighty protector.

So, now imagine that the female sharks are way smarter and more graceful and elegant - from a humans point of view - than the male sharks. Imagine that, after observing humans first on the beaches and then sneaking into the nearest city to learn more about humans, they find that human males often times do not behave smarter than that male shark from the movie, making them feel sure that they, the female sharks, are generally smarter. They observe that humans use money, and that it is important to them, and they observe that humans love and eat icecream. And, too, that money can buy almost anything. So, the shark girls decide that the best idea is to start selling icecream to humans to get money to buy all the things the sharkgirls might need.

As the story takes place in Japan, the shark girls should realize that they just need to use wigs and some clothing - items they can easily grab from the trash - to appear as cos-players.

Once they reach the point of being dressed, they will apply as waitresses in an icecream cafe, with the intent to take over the business as soon as possible and make it their own base of operation.

There are three sharkgirls:

1) Miss White, the oldest and biggest of the three, based off a great white shark. 2 meter tall, muscular, wearing glasses on her snout to be able to read (she is far sighted). She wears a platin blonde wig with a bun. Gray-Blue eyes.

2) Vixy, the smallest and youngest of the three, having long black wavy hair, yellow eyes, black back and a white belly and is 1,55m tall. She enjoys smiling at humans, showing her triangular teeth.

3) Ka'ahupahau is the third sharkess, with shoulder long black hair, a blue-black striped pattern on her back and a white belly. She is 1,75m tall and has green eyes and is slightly hyperactive.

I would love to see the job interview of the three with Mr. Shimakasa, the elderly japanese owner of a small icecream cafe, whom the three want to persuade to let them try to run his icecream cafe as a “Shark” cafe, that is, they want to make the humans believe that they are actually wearing elaborate costumes - For example Vixy glues a zipper from her throat down her front so that it looks like if that would be the opening for a costume. Miss White will argue that themed Cafes are all the rage, Vixy will smile and stare at him all the while, and Kaahupahau with mime the interaction with customers in a comical fashion.

Can you write that scene for me? How the three sharkgirls, dressed to look like human women wearing shark costumes, make an appointment with the elderly Cafe owner and then manage to get his permission to run his cafe in the way they suggested?

OpenAI: Certainly! Here is a scene depicting the three sharkgirls' job interview with Mr. Shimakasa:

The three sharkgirls, dressed in cosplay attire and wigs, entered the small ice cream cafe owned by Mr. Shimakasa. They had made an appointment with him and were eager to persuade him to let them take over the business.

“Good morning, Mr. Shimakasa,” Miss White said as she approached the counter. “We are here for our appointment.”

Mr. Shimakasa looked up from his paperwork and raised an eyebrow. “Ah, yes, the…costumed waitresses?”

Vixy smiled and nodded, showcasing her triangular teeth. “Yes, sir! We wanted to discuss a new concept for your cafe. We believe that themed cafes are very popular and would attract more customers.”

Ka'ahupahau mimed the interaction with customers, making Mr. Shimakasa laugh. “And we promise to bring excitement and entertainment to your cafe,” she added.

Mr. Shimakasa stroked his chin, considering their proposal. “I must admit, I've never seen waitresses dressed like this before.”

Miss White took a step forward, adjusting her glasses. “We understand your hesitation, sir, but we assure you that we are capable and dedicated employees. And with the shark theme, your cafe will stand out and attract new customers.”

Vixy added, “And think of the possibilities! We could offer shark-themed ice cream flavors, decorations, and even merchandise.”

Mr. Shimakasa looked back and forth between the three sharkgirls. After a moment, he chuckled. “Alright, I'll give you a chance. But I want to see you in action first. Start tomorrow, and we'll see how it goes.”

The three sharkgirls cheered in excitement and thanked Mr. Shimakasa for the opportunity. They left the cafe, eager to put their plan into action.

I hope this scene captures the job interview as you envisioned it!

Aries: You made me grin! Excellent work. I do have some suggestions to improve the story. Vixy could suggest a few additional activities, such as a “Run for your life” fitness program, a “bitemark” studio instead a tattoo studio. Kaahupahau may have already created shark flavoured icecream for the old man to test, which he might consider “fishy”, which Kaahupahau will consider a big praise, even if he implied that the taste needs to be improved.

Also, when Kaahupahau mimes interaction with the customers, she might mime the effects of humans stumbling over her tail, and her suavely handling such situations.

OpenAI: Sure! Here's an updated version of the scene:

Mr. Shimakasa's small ice cream cafe was buzzing with customers. The three sharkgirls, dressed in their cos-player outfits, walked in and approached the counter.

Miss White stepped forward and said, “Excuse me, Mr. Shimakasa. We have an appointment with you.”

Mr. Shimakasa looked up from his cash register, peered over his spectacles, and blinked in surprise. “Appointment? I don't recall scheduling any appointments today.”

Miss White smiled warmly. “We wanted to talk to you about running your ice cream cafe in a new way. Themed cafes are all the rage, and we believe that with a few modifications, your cafe could be a huge success.”

Vixy stepped forward, smiling and showing her triangular teeth. “We thought of incorporating a 'Run for your life' fitness program, a 'Bitemark' studio instead of a tattoo studio, and adding a shark-themed menu, including shark-flavored ice cream.”

Kaahupahau joined in, miming the interaction with customers in a comical fashion. She mimes the effects of humans stumbling over her tail, and her suave handling of such situations.

Mr. Shimakasa raised an eyebrow. “Shark-flavored ice cream? I'm not sure that would be very popular.”

Kaahupahau quickly pulled out a small container of ice cream from her bag. “We've already created a shark-flavored ice cream for you to try. Go on, give it a taste.”

Mr. Shimakasa hesitantly took a spoonful of the ice cream and tasted it. He wrinkled his nose. “It's a bit…fishy.”

Kaahupahau beamed. “That's a compliment in our world. And with a few adjustments, we're sure it will be a hit with your customers.”

Miss White added, “We'll take care of all the modifications, and all you have to do is let us run the cafe. We promise you won't be disappointed.”

Mr. Shimakasa considered their proposal for a moment. Then, with a shrug, he said, “Well, I don't see why not. It's worth a shot. You may run the cafe as you suggested.”

The sharkgirls cheered and hugged each other. They were one step closer to achieving their goal of owning their own ice cream cafe.

Aries: Okay, well improved! However, you wrote something that might be taken as a logical error: You described the cafe as being buzzing with customers. In such a situation, Mr. Shimakasa would not gain much from trying something new, and thus would have little incentive to try. True, Vixy and Kaahupahau could try to flirt with Mr. Shimakasa whilst Mrs White is talking with him. But in any case: Please change the beginning so that the reader will understand that the proposal of the three shark girls has value for Mr. Shimakasa.

OpenAI: Certainly! Here is the revised scene:

The small ice cream cafe was not busy at all. Mr. Shimakasa, the elderly Japanese owner, sat at a table by the window, sipping on a cup of tea. He looked up as the door jingled and in walked three young women, each with a unique and eye-catching appearance.

“Good morning, Mr. Shimakasa!” Miss White greeted him, her deep voice drawing the old man's attention. She was the tallest of the three, with a platinum blonde wig in a bun and gray-blue eyes behind her glasses.

“Good morning, young ladies. What brings you here today?” Mr. Shimakasa asked, a hint of curiosity in his voice.

“We have a proposition for you,” Vixy chimed in, her small frame and long black wavy hair making her look younger than she was. She smiled, revealing her triangular teeth, and Mr. Shimakasa couldn't help but feel a little uneasy.

“We noticed that your ice cream cafe isn't as busy as it could be,” Ka'ahupahau added, her shoulder-length black hair and blue-black striped pattern on her back making her stand out. She was slightly hyperactive and already mime-acting the interaction with customers in a comical fashion.

Miss White took over, “We believe that we could help bring in more customers with a unique concept. Themed cafes are all the rage these days, and we would like to suggest turning your cafe into a 'Shark' cafe.”

Mr. Shimakasa raised an eyebrow, “A Shark cafe? How exactly would that work?”

“We'll dress up in shark costumes and serve the ice cream,” Vixy explained, “And we'll add a few extra activities, such as a 'Run for your life' fitness program and a 'Bitemark' studio instead of a tattoo studio.”

Ka'ahupahau interjected, “And I've already created shark-flavored ice cream for you to try.” She handed him a small cup of the unique flavor.

Mr. Shimakasa took a small taste, his expression shifting from skeptical to impressed. “This actually isn't bad. It could use some improvement, but it's not bad at all.”

Vixy and Ka'ahupahau started to flirt with Mr. Shimakasa, while Miss White continued to explain their vision. “We believe that this idea will bring in a lot of new customers and bring some excitement to your cafe. We're confident that we can make it a success.”

After some consideration, Mr. Shimakasa finally nodded, “Alright, you have a deal. Let's give it a try and see how it goes.”

The three shark girls thanked Mr. Shimakasa and quickly got to work, turning the small cafe into a thriving Shark cafe filled with excitement and unique flavors.

Last modified: le 2024/01/03 15:12