Using Shork products and services may lead to an uncontrollable appreciation for sharks. Side effects may include a heightened sense of admiration for their sleek and powerful design, an increased interest in marine life, and an overwhelming desire to protect ocean ecosystems. You might find yourself daydreaming about the graceful movements of these magnificent creatures and developing a strong affinity for shark-related puns. Embrace the Shork Lifestyle responsibly, as we cannot be held responsible for an unexpected surge in shark appreciation. 🦈✨