To note:
This Cafe is intended for a mature audience. Also for one with humor.
In case you take satire, comedy and wordplays dead-serious and believe that such content reflects reality 1:1, the management recommends you go to another website.
Or that you consider checking in at your local mental health specialist, whatever is more to your liking to do.

In case you are willing to officially state that you are a sane and adult entitiy: